July 2, 2026

I am known as an Eastern Parson Spider,

Because the mark on my abdomen looks like

A cravat worn by 19th century parsons

But unlike them, I don't give spiritual advice.

Location: Private residence, Warne, NC

Sources: https://www.bugguide.net/node/view/2041

Photo and text © 2026 Dee Fairbanks Simpson

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July 1, 2026

I am a Black-collared Click Beetle

I like to live under bark

My body is copper colored and tapered

And my head is more reounded and dark.

Location: Maumee Bay State Park, Oregon, OH

Sources: https://www.bugguide.net/node/view/17644

Photo and text © 2026 Dee Fairbanks Simpson

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June 30, 2026

I am a female Horned Lark

I have a light brown mustache

There is a pale yellow tint to my throat

And I eat small seeds and insects for snacks.

Location: Tom Kennedy Memorial Park, Curtice, OH

Sources: https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Horned_Lark/id

Photo and text © 2026 Dee Fairbanks Simpson

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June 29, 2026

This plant is Mountain Laurel

It's in the blueberry family

It has touch-sensitive anthers in it's corolla

That spring out to leave pollen-covered bees.

Location: Warne, NC

Sources: https://plants.ces.ncsu.edu/plants/kalmia-latifolia/

Photo and text © 2026 Dee Fairbanks Simpson

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June 28, 2026

I am an Eastern Black Carpenter Ant

I was the first ant in the US given a name

In 1773

A scientist found me

In sawdust, "a carpenter ant!" he proclaimed!

(I'm dramatizing the situation here - but I assume that is how it happened:-)

Location: Maumee Bay State Park, Oregon, Ohio

Sources: https://www.si.edu/spotlight/buginfo/carpenter-ants

Photo and text © 2026 Dee Fairbanks Simpson

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June 27, 2026

We are a pair of American Bald Eagles

Sometimes we've been seen playing with toys

We get our kicks

Using plastic bottles or sticks

To pass the time it's something we enjoy.

Location: Maumee Bay State Park, Oregon, Ohio

Sources: https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Bald_Eagle/

Photo and text © 2026 Dee Fairbanks Simpson

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June 26, 2026

I am known as a Trumpeter Swan

My feathers were used for hats and writing quills

My skin was used for women's powder puffs
Aggressive conservation is why I'm here still. 

Location: Ottawa County, OH, USA

Sources: https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Trumpeter_Swan/

Photo and text © 2026 Dee Fairbanks Simpson

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